1. We know we’re supposed to tie our salwars above what “you” call the waistline…but our comfort level matters a little more than your concerns, thank you.
2. We’re not supposed to apply kajal “before” coming to school, but not a day before that chore. Be thankful we’re on time, we have trouble enough catching the bus in the morning…how do you expect us to sit and remove eye-make up???!!!
3. We say “sorry”, to you teachers, just to appease you.
4. The fact that we talk in class does not mean we’re gossiping. Most of the time we’re bitching about you, “dear” teacher.
5. Passport size photographs are supposed to show our bright and beautiful young faces. How do we make you understand that Vaseline is “NOT” making up!
6. In continuation with point 5. We apply Vaseline and lip-balms in winters. That’s not… NOT make up! Else half the guys on the planet would be gay!
7. We say “hi” to our acquaintances in Columba’s. They’re NOT our boyfriends!
8. There’s a definite place (by current standards) and length (again by current standards) for the skirt. It’s a “skirt” and not a ghagra for heavens sake!
9. We smile; you say we giggle during the class. We don’t; you call us grumpy. Kindly decide and tell us at the earliest, “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?”
10. We surely have a life beyond the walls of the classroom and boundaries of the school. And also, the fact that we own a cell phone “does not” mean we’re guy-ing (c’mon! you’re smart enough to guess what I mean!)
11. Our running in the corridor, sitting without crossing our ankles, calling each other by sir-names, giving hi-5’s, and giving birthday bumps (tired. Add the rest yourself) does not mean we’re “unladylike”. Go refresh your dictionary.
12. I will hug my male/female/others, friends. That does not make me gay/committed/other.
13. Hey! The fact that you’re sexually frustrated for so many god forsaken reasons does not mean you’ll vent it out on us!
14. Our sense of dressing “outside” the school is a matter of personal choice. Keep your opinions to yourself.
15. The fact that we re-tie our hair in the class room does not men we are beautifying ourselves. We’re doing you a favor by looking presentable by “your” standards. Respect that.
16. Thanks by the way for removing the hair band. They sure were a pain in the butt!
17. Let that poor (a synonym for what you’d call “privileged”) student council live! Credit them for all the work they do. They deserve it more than many (not all) of you put together.
Issued in C.J.M. INTEREST.
2. We’re not supposed to apply kajal “before” coming to school, but not a day before that chore. Be thankful we’re on time, we have trouble enough catching the bus in the morning…how do you expect us to sit and remove eye-make up???!!!
3. We say “sorry”, to you teachers, just to appease you.
4. The fact that we talk in class does not mean we’re gossiping. Most of the time we’re bitching about you, “dear” teacher.
5. Passport size photographs are supposed to show our bright and beautiful young faces. How do we make you understand that Vaseline is “NOT” making up!
6. In continuation with point 5. We apply Vaseline and lip-balms in winters. That’s not… NOT make up! Else half the guys on the planet would be gay!
7. We say “hi” to our acquaintances in Columba’s. They’re NOT our boyfriends!
8. There’s a definite place (by current standards) and length (again by current standards) for the skirt. It’s a “skirt” and not a ghagra for heavens sake!
9. We smile; you say we giggle during the class. We don’t; you call us grumpy. Kindly decide and tell us at the earliest, “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?”
10. We surely have a life beyond the walls of the classroom and boundaries of the school. And also, the fact that we own a cell phone “does not” mean we’re guy-ing (c’mon! you’re smart enough to guess what I mean!)
11. Our running in the corridor, sitting without crossing our ankles, calling each other by sir-names, giving hi-5’s, and giving birthday bumps (tired. Add the rest yourself) does not mean we’re “unladylike”. Go refresh your dictionary.
12. I will hug my male/female/others, friends. That does not make me gay/committed/other.
13. Hey! The fact that you’re sexually frustrated for so many god forsaken reasons does not mean you’ll vent it out on us!
14. Our sense of dressing “outside” the school is a matter of personal choice. Keep your opinions to yourself.
15. The fact that we re-tie our hair in the class room does not men we are beautifying ourselves. We’re doing you a favor by looking presentable by “your” standards. Respect that.
16. Thanks by the way for removing the hair band. They sure were a pain in the butt!
17. Let that poor (a synonym for what you’d call “privileged”) student council live! Credit them for all the work they do. They deserve it more than many (not all) of you put together.
Issued in C.J.M. INTEREST.
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