1. I wont ever…EVER force them into a career option of my choice…dramatically speaking, “live my dreams through them.”
2. Keep them back at home…forcefully during school trips.
3. Restrain them from talking to people of the opposite sex.
4. Force them to study…if they flunk, let them learn from their doings.
5. I won’t impose any particular style of dressing or impose a certain haircut.
6. Disallow late nights. (Not every night shall be a late night though.)
7. I WON’T peep into the monitor while they read their mails.
8. Read their diary in case they keep one.
9. I won’t act crazy if they turn out to be gay.
10. Hinder their freedom.
11. Freak out if they use words like, “sexy” and “hot.”
12. Limit their phone calls to “2 in a month.”
13. Discourage individualism, wildness, weirdness or craziness.
14. Restrain them from hugging their friends. Duh!
15. Snatch away the pleasure of living like hippies.
16. Disallow piercings.
PEACE
now this is something worth waiting for.
ReplyDeleteHypothetical situation -
Your 18 yr old daughter wants to go out with me(who would be some 50-ish single rich successful etc etc).
Wht would you say?
She is 18. If she breaks her heart, "Learn from it little one."
ReplyDeleteDo you think if i say no she'll agree? rather it will give way to a dishonest relationship between us. That would be unbearable.
what about your responsibility as a parent?
ReplyDeleteIm there forever.
ReplyDeleteim not in anyway dumping my kid, am i?